Stare at Spassky

"Bless thy sweet eyes, they bleed." (King Lear)

Stare at Spassky is an in-browser staring experience that allows you, the player, to look straight into the eyes of Stare-master Sigmund Spassky, star of The World Stare-out Championship Final and TV's Big Train.

Possible uses include:

• A meditation tool
• A test of one's will / nerves
• A nostalgic reminder of the late '90s comedy boom
• A brief break from the burden of being
• A punishment for fractious children
• Something to do
• If you look anything like Spassky, a kind of online mirror

Fail better with every blink and exercise your new-found skills in any real-life experience involving prolonged eye contact! Stand up to your sergeant major, tell your wife you want a raise, and show nervous dogs who's boss - with Spassky's help, you can do it all!

Coming soon: Stare-out Simulator, an enhanced multimedia experience that takes virtual staring to the next level, but basically also just involves staring.

Stare-out and Spassky are the creations of and © Paul Hatcher. For staring produce and fine comics, why not visit The House of Hatch?